China, Il

     

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »


Golden Bowl:
Hello, caller 10,000. With whom am I speaking?

Baby Cakes:
Tech support?

Golden Bowl:
[laughs] You won the the golden ticket. Cool, huh?

Baby Cakes:
So, I can't get my iPad to work. Do you know how to get in touch Iron Man?

Golden Bowl:
Are you nuts?! You get to hang out with Kenny Winker! It's every guy's dream!

Baby Cakes:
No, my dream is to watch Hobbits on this iPad. I don't want your ticket.

Golden Bowl:
Yeah, well, I don't want my daughter to be into using crazy-shaped d*ldos on people. You won! The ticket is yours.

Baby Cakes:
Well, I'll just give the ticket away. [hangs up] Man, Applecare sucks.

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