China, Il2011

Golden Bowl:
[on TV] This town is a piece of sh*t. There is not one good person. I was once an okay guy. Then I moved here. Now I am capable of terrible things. What's the point in even trying to be good? People here just sick what they want from you and move on with their selfish lives. I mean, there is a literal sucking...

Mayor:
[on phone] You watching this?!

Dean:
[on phone] Yeah! He's saying bad stuff about my school!

Golden Bowl:
[on TV] China, Illinois, has stolen my soul.

Mayor:
HE'S DISPARAGIN' MAYOR'S TOWN!

Dean:
You got people in place at Channel 8?

Mayor:
What you think Mayor is -- A non-mayor? Mayor gonna make him make the people in China look good! Watch tomorrow!

[at the next day, Golden Bowl got a black eye]

Golden Bowl:
China, Illinois, is full of good and positive people...