China, Il2011

Golden Bowl:
Today two window washers fell several stories, suffering serious injuries, when a masked man seemingly rushed to provoke their fall. You would think this man would flee the scene, but he's actually right here, demanding to be interviewed.

Golden Bowl:
So, tell us, China-Man...

Frank Smith:
Wait. Why are you calling me that?

Golden Bowl:
Well, you are bedecked in the flag of the Chinese Republic.

Frank Smith:
China?! Okay, whatever. Look, am I the Person of The Day or what?

Golden Bowl:
Uh, so, how do you explain your destructive actions?

Frank Smith:
What the -- Are you kidding me? I just almost saved some people.

Golden Bowl:
And are you even Chinese?

Frank Smith:
Is this the f***ing inquisition, pimpleback? I am a person of interest here. I'm a person of the day.

Golden Bowl:
No. No, he is not.