China, Il2011

[Steve and Kally's Family gets into an argument about Toy Movie 3]

Kally's Dad:
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND UNIVERSAL THEMES!

Steve:
[grunts]

Kally:
It's a sweet, sweet movie!

Steve:
No, no, that movie is about a kid's unhealthy relationship with some objects!

Kally's Dad:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Steve:
It'd be different if he knew that those objects loved him, but he doesn't!

Kally's Dad:
No! Oh, please!

Steve:
And that kid is not ready for college, by the way!

Kally's Dad:
No, don't you see?! It's sublime!

Steve:
No!

Kally's Dad:
It's for everyone, but it's also for really wise people!

Steve:
Oh, no, it is for people who are pro-slavery!

Kally:
WHAT?! PRO-SLAVERY?!

Kally's Dad:
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!

Steve:
Yes, it's about property that should be so devoted to the master...

Kally's Dad:
No!

Kally:
No, shut up!

Steve:
...that they'll do anything to get back to him so that he can use them again.

Kally's Dad:
Ah, Steve!

Kally:
Stop it!

Steve:
They are party slaves, and he doesn't even know they have feelings!

Kally's Dad:
YOU FOOL, IT'S ABOUT GOD AND DEATH!

Steve:
No, no, no!

Kally's Dad:
IT'S ABOUT EVRYTHING!

Kally:
It has heart!

Steve:
[groans loudly]

Kally:
Where's your heart?

Steve:
Oh, my god, KALLY!

Kally's Dad:
I CRIED! BUT I CRIED SO F***ING HARD!

Steve:
Come on, Bob!

Kally's Dad:
AND YOU ARE A F***ING MONSTER!

Steve:
AND YOU ARE PRO-HOARDING!

Kally's Dad:
I HATE YOU!

Kally:
He didn't even like the ending, Dad!

Kally's Dad:
OH, HOW?!

Steve:
KALLY!

Kally's Dad:
THEY WERE ALL CRYING ABOUT DYING!

Steve:
[scoffs]

Kally's Dad:
Alright, okay, you tell me, what is a good movie?!

Steve:
I don't know -- "Last Tango In Paris".

Kally's Dad:
WHAT?! THEY USE BUTTER AS ANAL LUBE IN THAT FILM!

Steve:
It's a classic movie about adults doing what adults do.

Kally:
Oh, you're a f***ing pervert!

Steve:
I'M A F***ING ADULT!