China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Steve:
So, hottest woman ever -- Sweater beard, go.

Sweater Beard:
Cleopatra?

Steve:
Uh, when you say, "Cleopatra", I think "Liz Taylor". Then I think "Michael Jackson", and then my penis dies.

Steve:
Um, Chinese Precious, go.

Chinese Precious:
Um, the Florence Nightingale.

Steve:
Warmer. Warmer. You know, your English is really firming up. Trouble Bubble, go.

Trouble Bubble:
Wha? Why am I "Trouble Bubble"?

Steve:
Dude, you fart in class, and that's really selfish. Anyway, hottest woman ever -- The Virgin Mary.

Pemsy:
Um...she was technically the least sexual person ever, right?

Matt Attack:
Pemsy, you -- Your voice makes me mad instantly.

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