China, Il2011

Dean:
Alright, guys. My campus is infested with hogs, and I have *thing* with hogs -- A perfectly normal phobia-type thing, not a sex thing. So I assembled the four of you because I looked over your files and determined that, due to your natural proclivities, you all are the most qualified to slaughter these hogs.

Matt Attack:
Come on, man. This is real racial. You just chose us 'cause you think people of color are violent savages.

Dean:
Come on. You guys know I'm colorblind. Don't make me do a "loving cup" with all your asses.

Dr. Falgot:
What pigs are you even talking about?

Dean:
Falgot, you have field-medic experience, so you're the Doc. Sammy knows this campus better than anyone. She's your intel officer. And Matt Attack is an all-american athlete.

Matt Attack:
See! That sh*t right there is what I mean!

Dean:
And Pony's got leadership skills, so she's your Captain America.

Pony:
You mean... [happily] people have to listen to me?