China, Il2011

[Pony listens to Sammy's plan]

Pony:
Hit me.

Sammy:
Well, it's just like the move "Wild Hogs". Legend has it, for every pack of pigs, there is one queen hog.

All:
John Travolota?

Sammy:
E-Exactly. Now, Travolta is holed up deep in the den we spotted. On the other side, it'll be guarded by three terrible pigs -- William H. Macy, Tim Allen, and that ravenous Martin Lawrence.

Sammy:
We'll have to get by them to even have a chance at Travolta. Now, you kill her and all the hogs will turn to dust. Mm-hmm. Magic hour, that's when we kill 'em.

Dr. Falgot:
That is the dumbest f***ing thing I've ever heard, and I have heard some dumb sh*t.