Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Mike:
Okay, guys. Here's the deal. Basically, to preserve your anonymity, you'll be wearing the ski masks whenever you're on camera, which will be just about all the time. And the surgery you all had to put micro-titanium voice harmonizer right on your vocal cords was to permanently disguise your voices.

Jon:
I think it makes us sound pretty cool. [laughs]

Susan:
Listen, I want to go on record by saying I hate my security name. "Susan"? Why didn't I get to pick it?

Mike:
Just a government regulation.

Susan:
Well, I would have preferred to have been called "Jodie" or "Diane".

Jon:
Oh, "Jodie" or "Diane"...

Susan:
Yeah!

Jon:
...is a million times better than "Susan". You're right.

Susan:
I think so.

David:
What about you, Mike? Are you staying here?

Mike:
No, no. Now, don't you worry. I'm coming with you guys. [chuckles]

Mike:
So, all that remains to be done now is for you guys to get to New York and start your new lives. Everyone excited?

Jon:
Yeah! Let's do this, guys, huh? Let's get fired up! [imitates chainsaw] Fire up the fire-up chainsaw! [singing] New York City! Brr, na, no-na, na-no. We're going down to New York City. Neo-r-r-r. OWWW!

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