Delocated2008

Mike:
So, I wanted to say something, and I hope it doesn't come across weird or anything.

Jon:
Whoa. Serious alert. [laughs]

Mike:
Well, ever since Susan left you, I feel like it's given us a chance to do stuff like we've become pretty good friends. And, you know, it's -- It's -- It's really cool. And I know it's my job to protect you, but I just wanted you to know that if I ever have to take a bullet for you, it's not because I have to. It's because I want to. And everything that I just said to you, I also wrote in a letter to Weaver's Great Pals cereal. I'm trying to get us on the box.

Jon:
Um...Mike, I feel like you're putting me in a weird spot here. I feel like I got no choice but to fire you as my federal agent.

Jon:
So I can HIRE you as my full-time friend!

Jon & Mike:
[laughs]

Jon:
Yeah, buddy! Friend five! Take to the next level, Mike. "Friendship" on three. One, two, three.

Jon & Mike:
FRIENDSHIP!