Delocated2008
Genre: Comedy
Jonny:
Where's Mike?
Jon:
Oh, Mike resigned. We are gonna focus on our friendship a little bit more. And, uh, that's Danny, my new agent.
Jonny:
[to Danny] Hey, pleasure.
Jon:
Yeah, don't hold your breath. Not a lot of smiles from, uh, the smile machine over here.
Jonny:
Yeah.
Jon:
Yeah.
Jonny:
Anyway, it's funny you should mention federal agents resigning, because Susan's agent just resigned so he can officially be her boyfriend.
Jon:
[exhales sharply]
Jonny:
She's also officially filing for divorce.
Jon:
[groans loudly]
Jonny:
The good news is, the feline aids the vet thought my cat had -- It's just diabetes.
Jon:
...That is great news.
Jonny:
Thank you.
Jon:
So happy for you. Too bad for me that my wife is leaving me to f*** some dude. But, hey, man, glad your cat's gonna be okay. Psyched!
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 20, 2024
Modified by timothyj.29104 on November 01, 2024
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