Delocated2008

Jon:
You can't just pick up my son at school without telling me.

Mike:
I knew you were busy, bro, so I thought I'd pull you a solid, you know? I mean, huh, what are friends for?

[Jon slaps the cereal right out of Mike's hand]

Mike:
Hey, take it easy, hot shot.

Jon:
You're a terrible friend, Mike. You got no idea what that cereal is about.

Mike:
Look, man --

Jon:
You are fired as my friend. And you're hired as my unfriend. Get out of my apartment.

Mike:
Ohh.

Jon:
Yeah, "Ohh".

Mike:
Okay.

Jon:
Get your knees in the breeze, Jack.

Mike:
Man! [leaves]

Jon:
Now I got to clean up your mess? You got to be KIDDING me! [sees a "friendship" word on Scrabble that Mike made] Oh, look. That's perfect. That's just great.