Delocated2008

TV Announcer:
And coming up next, if you like "Delocated", then you're gonna love our brand new show about the guy who's trying to kill the guy on "Delocated". And tonight's premiere episode -- It's all live!

Jon:
What?

Jon:
[on TV] What happens when you take a family from their small-town existence in the Witness Protection Program...

Susan:
[on TV] ...move them to New York City...

David:
[on TV] ...and give them their own reality show...

[transitions to the next scene to Yvgeny's show]

Yvgeny:
[on TV] And then give another reality show to the guy who's trying to kill that family while at the same time trying to become a successful New York stand-up comedian?

Yvgeny:
[on TV] Hello, everyone, and welcome to "Yvgeny!" Tonight and every night...

Jon:
[to Danny] Uh, is that my hallway?

Yvgeny:
...play all the big comedy clubs in New York City trying to become successful comedian while also, at the same time, I will try to kill Jon. Oh, look. I wonder who lives here.

[Yvgeny knocks on Jon's door on live TV which shows the same guy who's knocking Jon's door in real life]

Jon:
Alright, what the hell is going on, Danny?

[Yvgeny burst down Jon's room, ready to kill Jon while the video production crew is recording it on live]

Yvgeny:
Sorry, Jon, but tonight, "Delocated" gets canceled!

[Danny, Mike, and Yvgeny had an brawl, until a few gunshots was fired]

Yvgeny:
[to the video crew] LET'S GO!

Jon:
Mike, are you okay?!

Yvgeny:
[to the video crew] Come on. I have a set at the improv.

Jon:
Mike, are you alright?

Mike:
I'm fine.

Jon:
[sees Danny dead] Oh, god, Danny.