Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Jon:
Sweetie pie, what's up? Um...I didn't think you were coming by tonight.

Kim:
Uh, what -- What is going on here? What are you guys doing?

Jon:
We're, uh, playing cards.

Kim:
And the -- You're -- You're showing them a video of my brother?

Jon:
I'm just showing something that happened. It's like -- That's like getting mad at the news.

Kim:
THE NEWS?! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

Jon:
Sweetie pie --

Kim:
SHUT UP. You destroyed a family.

[transitions to the next scene where the whole scenery between Jon and Kim was a tape that happened earlier ago]

Therapist:
Well, I don't know if this particular tape was necessary. But, Ki, I have to say, I don't see anything wrong with Jon showing the other tape at his card game. The graphics were a little much, but I don't think he betrayed your trust like at your Father's Birthday Party.

Jon:
Well, well..

Kim:
Don't.

Jon:
...in your face. FACED. Facial. [leaves] Face-Off, center ice. Knock, knock. Who's there? In your face. [singing] Rain, rain, go away, come back in your face!

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