Delocated2008

Jon:
Okay, let me see if I can very quickly explain what I'm doing here. My name is Jon, by the way. You are...

Mark:
Mark.

Jon:
Great to meet you. Thank you for coming in the bush. Um, so, I'm in the Witness Protection Program. That's why I'm wearing this mask.

Jon:
He is making jokes to my son to scare him into wearing a motorcycle helmet.

Jon:
You know, it's a place called Nicky's Grinders, and it's, uh, um, it's the best sub shop in New York.

Jon:
The number 17, which is salami...number 33, and it's like -- It's like -- You know, it's a classic caprese. Number 24 -- You got smoked gouda.

Jon:
That's basically why I'm, uh, offering you all that money to put on this mask, go out there for a few hours, and pretend to be me.

Mark:
I mean, a lot of people that would walk into this bush would probably say "No", but...I'm gonna do it, okay? I'm gonna do it, and I'm gonna tell you why.

Mark:
I had my own rollerblade store, but, um, it wasn't cutting the mustard in the happiness department.

Mark:
Now my ex-wife jets off to Cancun every other weekend with her new greek boyfriend.

Mark:
All I have is this pair of rollerblades...and a candy-apple-red dodge durango.

Mark:
I've actually been to Nicky's Grinders. See, I get the number 4.

Mark:
Yeah, so that's why I'll do it. That's why -- Why I'll wear the mask for you and, uh, pretend to be you.

Jon:
Thanks.