Delocated

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Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Kim:
Jon, honey, when you came to the funeral home without your mask on, it was the first time I had seen your face.

Jon:
You were psyched, right?

Kim:
I love you, Jon. It's just you're not my type physically.

Jon:
Sweetie, I hear what you're saying, but come on. I got the mask back. Use the power of imagination. I can be anyone you want under here.

Kim:
I tried that. I just keep picturing your face. And --

Ryan:
Ask her about the poem.

Kim:
Ryan, that was something I sent to you.

Ryan:
Well, I put it up on the internet.

Kim:
What?!

Ryan:
Yeah.

Kim:
Take it down.

Ryan:
I can't. It's already out there.

Kim:
Ryan.

Ryan:
Alright, fine. I'll take it down.

Kim:
Yeah -- Today.

Ryan:
Okay.

Kim:
GET UP! GO!

Jon:
Hit the road, Jack.

Ryan:
Alright. [leaves]

Jon:
Let's talk about that poem.

Kim:
It's really nothing to talk about. It was just something I wrote when I was frustrated.

Jon:
Doesn't sound like nothing. It's on the internet.

Kim:
Yeah, but it's nothing.

Jon:
Yeah, but it's on the internet.

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