Delocated2008

Sergei:
Why are you here, Todd Barry? Why do you bother coming here all the time?

Todd Barry:
Why are you here, tough guy, huh? All you do is sit around. Aren't you supposed to be trying to kill Jon or something?

Sergei:
Killing Jon is too easy. Killing the people around him is more fun. I get to look inside his soul and watch it crumble to dust. I could make Jon suicide himself if I want.

Yvgeny:
You think you are such hot diarrhea. You could not make him do it.

Sergei:
If I get Jon to suicide himself by end of week, you leave comedy business forever.

Yvgeny:
Okay. But if you don't get him to kill himself...you have to come to my showcase.

Sergei:
Deal.

Yvgeny:
Deal.

Sergei:
I will crawl inside Jon's soul and make him shriek for mercy.