Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Sergei:
Why are you here, Todd Barry? Why do you bother coming here all the time?

Todd Barry:
Why are you here, tough guy, huh? All you do is sit around. Aren't you supposed to be trying to kill Jon or something?

Sergei:
Killing Jon is too easy. Killing the people around him is more fun. I get to look inside his soul and watch it crumble to dust. I could make Jon suicide himself if I want.

Yvgeny:
You think you are such hot diarrhea. You could not make him do it.

Sergei:
If I get Jon to suicide himself by end of week, you leave comedy business forever.

Yvgeny:
Okay. But if you don't get him to kill himself...you have to come to my showcase.

Sergei:
Deal.

Yvgeny:
Deal.

Sergei:
I will crawl inside Jon's soul and make him shriek for mercy.

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