Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Jon shows his divorced wife a starfish devotion necklace]

Rob:
Is that a starfish?

Jon:
Yes, and what it is is one arm for each month, and when this goes on, okay, it's over between me and you.

Susan:
Okay.

Jon:
I mean, like, officially done.

Susan:
No, I'm sorry. Didn't...we get divorced, which I initiated?

Jon:
No. Right. No, I know, but I'm...Susan, I'm saying when I put this on, that's officially it. There's no changing your mind like, "I still love Jon. Let's annul the divorce" -- None of that.

Rob:
You can't annul a divorce.

Jon:
Whatever the terminology is, there's no going back. When I put this on, this signifies my devotion to my new girlfriend, and you and I are done.

Susan:
Okay.

Jon:
"Okay, so, don't put in on"?

Susan:
"Okay, you can put it on".

Jon:
No more Bone Zone.

Rob:
Hey.

Susan:
Oh, boy.

Jon:
"Hey" what?

Susan:
You should wear the necklace -- With pride.

Jon:
Alright. Here it goes.

Susan:
Yep.

Jon:
About to clasp.

Susan:
That's fantastic.

Jon:
"It's fantastic, so don't put it on"?

Susan:
"Fantastic to put in on. We're a go".

Jon:
Here we go. Commencing countdown in...

Susan:
Here we go -- 3, 2...

Jon:
5, 4...

Susan:
...1...

Jon:
...3...

Susan:
...2...

Jon:
Holding launch. Birds on the launching pad.

Susan:
God help me.

Jon:
It's on. It's on.

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