Delocated2008
Genre: Comedy
[Jon shows his divorced wife a starfish devotion necklace]
Rob:
Is that a starfish?
Jon:
Yes, and what it is is one arm for each month, and when this goes on, okay, it's over between me and you.
Susan:
Okay.
Jon:
I mean, like, officially done.
Susan:
No, I'm sorry. Didn't...we get divorced, which I initiated?
Jon:
No. Right. No, I know, but I'm...Susan, I'm saying when I put this on, that's officially it. There's no changing your mind like, "I still love Jon. Let's annul the divorce" -- None of that.
Rob:
You can't annul a divorce.
Jon:
Whatever the terminology is, there's no going back. When I put this on, this signifies my devotion to my new girlfriend, and you and I are done.
Susan:
Okay.
Jon:
"Okay, so, don't put in on"?
Susan:
"Okay, you can put it on".
Jon:
No more Bone Zone.
Rob:
Hey.
Susan:
Oh, boy.
Jon:
"Hey" what?
Susan:
You should wear the necklace -- With pride.
Jon:
Alright. Here it goes.
Susan:
Yep.
Jon:
About to clasp.
Susan:
That's fantastic.
Jon:
"It's fantastic, so don't put it on"?
Susan:
"Fantastic to put in on. We're a go".
Jon:
Here we go. Commencing countdown in...
Susan:
Here we go -- 3, 2...
Jon:
5, 4...
Susan:
...1...
Jon:
...3...
Susan:
...2...
Jon:
Holding launch. Birds on the launching pad.
Susan:
God help me.
Jon:
It's on. It's on.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 22, 2024
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