Delocated2008

Jon:
Susan, we broke up, you got a new federal agent, you got a new federal agent, and that guy resigned so he could be your boyfriend. Then you broke up with that guy to be boyfriends with your next agent, and so on with the next, like five agents. And now all of a sudden, you're converting to catholicism for one of these guys?

Susan:
That's right.

Jon:
Really?

Susan:
'Cause I finally found the right man.

Rob:
And I'm not "one of these guys". Susan and I have a spiritual connection, as well as a sexual one. It's very important to me to make sure that Susan's eternal soul doesn't burn in hell. And I don't want to step on any dad toes there, but the same goes for little David, as well.

Jon:
Absolutely not.

Susan:
Uh-huh.

Jon:
David can make his own decision, do you understand me?

Rob:
David, do you want to burn in hell?

David:
I don't really care.

Jon:
You don't have to care. Hey, you don't have to care as long as you be Jewish while you're not caring.