Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Mike came back by giving him a synthesized voice]

Mike:
[synthesized] Hey, Jon. My buddy. How you doin'?

Jon (as Carlos):
Jon's not here. Jon's scared.

Mike:
[synthesized] Aw, don't be scared, Carlos.

[cuts to the next scene]

Mighty Joe Jon:
[controlling the voice of Mike] Come on. Let me talk to Jon.

Jon:
Mike, I thought you were dead.

Mike:
[synthesized] U-Uh, no. No. I was just sleeping. I had to go on my vacation to vail, and Jon ran away before I woke up. I broke my leg skiing.

Mighty Joe Jon:
[controlling the voice of Mike] Otherwise, I'd get up and give you a hug.

Jon (as Brody):
Maybe I can give you a hug.

Mike:
[synthesized] Of course, you can, Brody.

[Jon hugs dead Mike]

Mighty Joe Jon:
[controlling the voice of Mike] Oh, hey, that reminds me. You won't believe what they called one of the slopes up there. Here -- Under my arm. I got you a t-shirt.

[Mike gives Jon a t-shirt of wiggler]

Jon (as Dennis Farina):
Oh, my god. There's another wiggler. So, what are you gonna do now, Mike?

Mike:
[synthesized] Well, I'm, uh, going back to Florida to run my family's hardware store.

Mighty Joe Jon:
[controlling the voice of Mike] I'd thought I come by and say goodbye.

Mike:
[synthesized] Heard you were asking about me. Well, goodbye, Jon.

[as dead Mike leaves, Mighty Joe Jon tries to control the wheelchair to leave Jon's apartment while making bumps]

Jon:
Do you need help, Mike?

Mike:
[synthesized] No, that's alright I can get it.

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