Delocated2008

Jon:
You know, David, when I become Dog Mayor, that is gonna make you first pup.

Kim:
Aww.

Ryan:
Oh, my god. You're running for an office that doesn't exist. No one cares.

Kim:
Ryan, Jon cares.

Jon:
Look, you can be as bitter as you want about your own [bleep] life, but maybe you could also try being a little productive, for a change. Take a break from the complain train. "Look at me! I'm gonna put siding on a house! That's better. That's better than trying to do something positive for dogs".

Ryan:
You're in the Witness Protection Program.

Jon:
Alright.

Ryan:
Alright, you're supposed to be hiding.

Jon:
I can state facts, too. You're an a**hole.

Kim:
Oh, Jon.

[Ryan angrily leaves]

Jon:
Oh, here he goes. Here he goes.

Kim:
Ryan.

Ryan:
[to Jon] Fact -- You're a dummy. That's a fact. You're an idiot.

Jon:
Keep walking, friend.

Ryan:
You're a dummy. [leaves]

Jon:
Yep. That's me.