Delocated2008

[after Jon's campaign ad was over, Ryan's campaign ad shows up on TV]

Ryan:
[on TV] Hi. I'm Ryan Anderson.

Kim:
[tired] Oh, my god.

Ryan:
[on TV] And I'm also running for Dog Mayor. I don't have much experience with animals, and I have no political experience whatsover. I'll tell you what else I don't have -- A bounty on my head by the Russian mafia and a ski mask on my face. I paid for 10 more seconds of this commercial. Take that time to think about it.

[Jon, Kim, David, and Mighty Joe Jon were devastated by this ad, except for Jay 2 the Doorman]

Ryan:
[on TV] I'm Ryan Anderson, and I approve this message. [ad ends]

Jay 2:
[claps]

Jon:
Jay, get out!