Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Jon wears a dog vest on inside a russian social club to save Nicky]

Sergei:
Hold your fire!

Jon:
That's right, everybody. Listen to your boss. You're gonna nestra light right now. Nicky, you okay?

Nicky:
[muffled]

Jon:
It's Jon. Everything is a-okay. We are nestra lighting out here. Moving right out here. Nicky, I'm coming.

Sergei:
Nobody shoot.

Yvgeny:
They're so cute!

Pavel:
Are they up for adoption?

Sergei:
Quiet!

Jon:
Nicky, you good? You okay? [takes off the bag and sees Nicky is alright] Everybody, be cool. We're good. There's the door. We're gonna walk out. Nestra light.

Pavel:
Is that a maltese?

Yvgeny:
Look at his ears!

Jon:
Alright, gentlemen, have a good evening. Sergei...it's a real pleasure.

[Jon and Nicky leaves]

Yvgeny:
Someone should remind him to have them spayed and neutered.

Sergei:
[instantly shakes the table] SHUT UP YOU FOOL! IDIOOOT!

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