Delocated2008

Jon:
Everyone loves their dogs, okay? Unfortunately, they don't love picking up their dogs' number 2. They don't care, alright? And that is why I am starting a brand new campaign called the "Give A [bleep] Commission". It's to encourage people to pick up their dogs' poops.

David:
Wait. Shouldn't it be called "Take a [bleep]"?

Jon:
Uh, no. Then people would just take [bleep] everywhere.

Mayor Executive:
I agree with David. I think "Give A [bleep]" seems confusing.

Mighty Joe Jon:
Okay, look, w-we talked about both. I think both of them work.

Jon:
Both of them work. We focus-grouped, guys.

Rob:
No, no, no. "Take a [bleep]" is more logical.

Nicky:
I think "Give a [bleep]" sounds like you're asking me to give you my [bleep].

Jon:
Hey, how about if everyone shuts up? I'm Dog Mayor. I decide what's going on. It's "Give a [bleep]", we made the buttons. Decision's final, got it?

Jay 2:
Yeah, no, I agree, though. That's confusing.

Jon:
JAY, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? Shouldn't you be back at the desk?

Jay 2:
I came to support you.

Mayor Executive:
[to Jay 2] Excuse me. Is that a fake mustache?