Delocated2008
Genre: Comedy
Jon:
Everyone loves their dogs, okay? Unfortunately, they don't love picking up their dogs' number 2. They don't care, alright? And that is why I am starting a brand new campaign called the "Give A [bleep] Commission". It's to encourage people to pick up their dogs' poops.
David:
Wait. Shouldn't it be called "Take a [bleep]"?
Jon:
Uh, no. Then people would just take [bleep] everywhere.
Mayor Executive:
I agree with David. I think "Give A [bleep]" seems confusing.
Mighty Joe Jon:
Okay, look, w-we talked about both. I think both of them work.
Jon:
Both of them work. We focus-grouped, guys.
Rob:
No, no, no. "Take a [bleep]" is more logical.
Nicky:
I think "Give a [bleep]" sounds like you're asking me to give you my [bleep].
Jon:
Hey, how about if everyone shuts up? I'm Dog Mayor. I decide what's going on. It's "Give a [bleep]", we made the buttons. Decision's final, got it?
Jay 2:
Yeah, no, I agree, though. That's confusing.
Jon:
JAY, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? Shouldn't you be back at the desk?
Jay 2:
I came to support you.
Mayor Executive:
Excuse me. Is that a fake mustache?
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 23, 2024
Modified by timothyj.29104 on August 25, 2024
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