Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Kim disguises wearing a ski mask and vocal harmonizer to figure out what Jon's been up to]

Jon:
Hi. Can I help you.

Kim:
Oh, uh, yeah, I was just looking for...for...for your booth. [chuckles] Guess I found it.

Jon:
Oh, yeah. [chuckles]

Kim:
You must be Jon.

Jon:
Yeah. That, I am. And you are?

Kim (as Daphne):
I'm...Daphne.

Jon:
Well, Daphne, if, uh, you want to be in my big production number, all you got to do is ask, alright? You don't got to linger against the wall pretending to listen, like some weird psycho. [laughter] I mean, Daphne, come on. You're like, "Oh, here I am. I hope they'll notice me and ask me to be in the dance". [laughter]

Jon:
I don't know. You don't really have a dancer's body, so I'm guessing you're just here for the 'graph.

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