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Kim:
You know, Jon, first you spent all your time on the prank show, and now you're spending it all on the lawsuit. Why don't you just give me a call when you're ready to get back into this relationship?

Jon:
[chuckles] Whoa. Wait right -- Wait, wait, wait. So you're just gonna walk out the door, and, what, I-I chase you? I chase you down the hall, and oh, there's Mighty Joe Jon and a camera crew, and it's a prank.

Kim:
No, 'cause not everything's a prank, Jon. Look at you. You haven't showered in days. This is...I can't be a part of this.

Jon:
Kim. Kim. Kim. You can't leave.

Kim:
Really? Why not?

Jon:
Because you're pregnant.

Kim:
Wow. You have really gone off the deep end. I'm pregnant? And how would you know that and I wouldn't?

Jon:
Hear me out.

Kim:
Mm-hmm.

Jon:
You know how Mighty Joe Jon has been all like, "If it's yellow, you got to let it mellow", and we've been trying it at home? Alright, well, you've been all, like, hormonal lately and just mad at me, and I'm like, "Oh, something's up with Kim. I'll bet she's pregnant". I got a pregnancy test, and when you were sleeping, I put it in the toilet with your pee in there, and it was positive, and we are having a baby!

Kim:
Where's the pregnancy test?

Jon:
What's that?

Kim:
Where's the little stick you stuck in the toilet bowl?

Jon:
Um...oh, where'd I put that? Oh, I-I did it, and then I was like --

Kim:
Alright, well, that's no biggie. We'll just go to the pharmacy and get another test.

Jon:
No, no, no, no, no, no. H-H-Hold on. I-I'll get it. Here. Come here. Come here. You have a seat. You're a pregnant lady. Okay? Bye, mommy. Whaa!