Delocated2008

[Jon gets a postcard to see what Kim's baby would look like]

Jon:
What is this?

Kim:
Well, according to the doctor, it's a boy. [chuckles]

Rob:
Hey, congratulations, you two.

Jon:
Hey, uh, Rob, you want to wait in the hall, please? Thank you.

[Rob leaves]

Kim:
Jon, w-what's wrong?

Jon:
Kim, you can't be pregnant.

Kim:
What are you talking about?

Jon:
I made the whole thing up. I paid a pregnant woman to piss on the pregnancy stick. So explain to me how you walk in the door with this.

Kim:
Okay, look, um...Jon...things have not been great for some time now. You were doing the prank show. I never saw you. I was upset. I was angry. And I went to talk to Mighty Joe Jon about it. And, um, we had a couple drinks.

Jon:
Oh, my god!

Kim:
Jon, I am so sorry, okay? I wish it never happened. I was just lonely. I love you, but I have Mighty Joe Jon's baby inside of me.

Jon:
You know, it would be so easy to be angry if I didn't deserve all of this. Don't get me wrong. I wish you didn't have Mighty Joe Jon's baby inside you, but you do. Sometimes spermicides don't work or condoms break.

Kim:
We didn't use a condom.

Jon:
Please let me get through this.

Kim:
[quietly] Sorry.