Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Jon disguises himself using a paper bag to mess up Yvgeny's comedy act]

Yvgeny:
I'm trying out some new jokes for the Big Cheesie Toppers Pizza Comedy Contest. If I had it my way, I'd rather it was the Big Vodka Toppers Comedy Competition!

Audience:
[laughter]

Jon (as Unknown Heckler):
Terrible! Not funny.

Yvgeny:
Uh, what's going on?

Jon (as Unknown Heckler):
Uh, what's going on is that you're not funny. That's what.

Audience:
[laughter]

Yvgeny:
Okay. Somebody get this guy...a vodka.

Audience:
[laughter]

Jon (as Unknown Heckler):
[forced laugh] Ah ha ha ha ha! Wow. Here's my impression of you -- "Blah blah blah, vodka. Blah blah blah blah, vodka", all of it not funny.

Todd Barry:
Alrighty. Let's hear it for Yvgeny Mirminsky, everyone, Yvgeny Mirminsky. That was his time, anyway.

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