Delocated2008

[Jon shows Kim what he buys for a $20,000 bill]

Jon:
Watch this -- Boom. [press his shirt]

Jon's Shirt:
What a crunch-ry!

Jon:
How cool is that?

Rob:
See? They put the voice chip in the t-shirt.

Jon:
Look at this. Boom ba-da ba-ba-ba boom! [shows Kim his website]

Kim:
Crunch Merch.

Jon:
Baby, when we sell all this merch, the Gutalias are gonna have a mansion, and we are still gonna have enough left over to dip our own wicks. Boom.

Kim:
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you could have just, um, donated the money.

Jon:
I'm gonna make way more money. What are you -- Donate the --

[Jon suddenly get 2 buyers online]

Rob:
Hey, you got two.

Jon:
Look at that. Uh, Houston, we have our first merch.

Kim:
How much did you spend on it?

Jon:
I spent all my winnings, the whole 20-grind prize money all on merch.

[one month later]

Jon:
I can't believe I only sold two shirts.

Kim:
I know, honey. I know you're disappointed, but you know what? You can think about it like you're donating your winnings to charity, right? And that's actually a very noble gesture.

Jon:
You know, I guess -- You know, when you think about it, it's -- It's kind of like where you failed, I succeeded. You know? Really, you know, the more I think about it, I just feel like.. [singing] I'll do some good for Guatalias! Man, I wish Guatalias could eat jingles.