Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Sergei:
Tell them I sent you.

Todd Barry:
Who is it?

Sergei:
It does not matter. You will be fine. They cannot see me like this. I cannot show weakness.

[Todd heads to the deli to collect something for Sergei]

Deli Guy:
What do you want?

Todd Barry:
I'm here to collect for Sergei.

Deli Guy:
Sergei sent you?

[Deli Guy check his window to see if Sergei is still there]

Deli Guy:
[to Todd] Don't I know you?

Todd Barry:
I don't know, probably.

Deli Guy:
Yeah, yeah, I know you. You comedian. You funny guy.

Todd Barry:
Thank you, monkey.

Deli Guy:
Monkey. [laughing] Monkey see.

[Deli Guy gives a thing to Todd Barry for Sergei]

Todd Barry:
Thanks, monkey.

[Todd gets back in the car]

Sergei:
How did it go?

Todd Barry:
Two boners in one day. It's a new record. Seriously, all boners aside, I'm...I'm enjoying myself.

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