Delocated2008

Jon:
How is it you guys think this is a piece of information you can keep from me?

Rob:
This was your parents' call, Jon, not ours.

Greg DiPietro:
We weren't at liberty to discuss any of this with you. But now we can tell you the story. Your mother had twins. Your parents knew they couldn't afford two children, so they -- They flipped a coin.

Jon:
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. They flipped a coin! [scoffs] That is insane! I mean...if it lands the other way, who knows what happens? Maybe I'm adopted by a military family or something. I join the Navy. I start flying fighter jets. Maybe I become like the top guy. Renegade -- That's my nickname.

Jon:
Renegade, Renegade, come in. What's up, Tower? This is Renegade. What do you got? Got some coordinates -- Saddam Hussein's bunker. Hit the turbojets. [imitates fighter jet] Drop my payload. Boom. Saddam Hussein dead, Renegade national hero. Headlines of all the papers. I get home, get laid left and right. Every girl wants to [bleep] the 'Gade.

Jon:
Maybe Katrina never happens. I don't know. We don't know.

Jon:
We don't know, 'cause of a [bleep] coin toss.