Delocated2008

[after Lon gives tap shoes to all of Jon's crew members, Jon starts to feel concerned]

Lon:
What is it? What's wrong?

Jon:
You know, just...Mom was, uh -- Mom was really into dance. And, uh, you know, she always wanted me to get into it. I thought it was for fairies. I had no interest. Now you show up, and you're -- You're into dance. You -- You tap. You have your own tap school. It's like she gave away the wrong son.

Lon:
Wait, wait, wait. Whoa.

David:
Dad...

Jon:
She keeps you, she has the tapping son she always wanted. And I get to go kill Saddam Hussein.