Delocated2008

Lon:
Before I go, there is something serious that I wanted to ask you.

Jon:
Oh, okay.

Lon:
I would really like to bring some -- Not all, but some -- Of Mom and Dad's ashes home with me. It would mean so much to me.

Jon:
Oh.

Lon:
Yeah.

Jon:
Um...wow. [chuckles] I think you got to slow down a little bit, baby bro. I know that'd your Mom and Dad in there, but it takes a little more than a week of hanging out and smashing watermelons to become someone's son.

Lon:
Are you serious?

Jon:
Lon, I don't know what to tell you, man. This is like Rob asking me for ashes.

Lon:
It's nothing like Rob asking you.

Jon:
Yeah, you know what? You're right. It is nothing like Rob, because Rob actually knew my parents, and he actually spent time with them. So you know what? If he asked me for some of the ashes, I'd probably give him some. I'm just telling it how it is. Okay, I'm the older brother. This is my call. My call.

Lon:
[grunts and hisses]

Lon:
Do you know what? I wish I never knew that I had a brother!

Jon:
Yeah, okay. Tap your ass back to Maine! Go on!

[Lon leaves]