Delocated2008

David:
Guys, what you're trying to is really transparent and annoying.

Susan:
Oh, no, sweetie. What was annoying was your father constantly working, and then he became emotionally detached.

Jon:
You know what, Susan? [bleep] you for not appreciating the life that I worked my ass off to give you.

Susan:
The life of incessant boredom? The part where there was absolutely no interest in the bedroom, lack of interest completely --

Jon:
Oh, there was plenty of interest in the bedroom -- On my part.

Susan:
Okay.

Jon:
On my part, okay?

Susan:
Right.

Jon:
I'm not the one who wouldn't spank your lady chicken.

Susan:
OH!

David:
Are you serious?

Susan:
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP. How dare you?

Jon:
What? How dare I what? These kids are old enough to hear about lady chickens.

Susan:
Jon, that's enough.

Jon:
It's enough?

Susan:
It's enough.

Jon:
Really? Like it was enough for you to bang every single guy in the secret service who came your way? I'm sure you let them spank your lady chicken.

[Susan goes upstairs]

Jon:
[to David and Tatiana] This your future, by the way, if you two stay together. [heads to Susan upstairs]

Tatiana:
What is a lady's chicken?