Delocated2008

Jon:
You want me to be the one to break the news to Darren that Jonny's back?

Susan:
Mmm...

Jon:
That was a pretty powerful speech, huh?

Susan:
Actually, the whole thing kind a-of sickened me.

[Darren comes back with the vase of flowers]

Jon:
Susan and I made out last night.

Darren:
Yeah, I know. It was the first thing she told me when I got home. Talking about it sickened her. I cleaned up her puke. But what I'm wondering is, did you tell your girlfriend?

Jon:
You can't tell me what to do, man. You don't own me. I'm not your slave, racist. Bet if this guy had a time machine, he wouldn't go back and kill Hitler. He'd just go back and get more slaves. Yeah, I'm right. Look at that. You can tell.

Susan:
It is very clear to me that this sweet, sweet man is the one. And that's why last night, um...I proposed to him after he cleaned up my barf.

Darren:
And I accepted.

Jon:
ROB!