Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[David and Tatiana shared their story of how they become lost]

David:
When it became obvious that our families didn't want us together, I decided we should run away.

Tatiana:
We stayed under a pier at Jones Beach.

David:
We were approached by a hobo. He attacked us.

Tatiana:
David was foolish, did not think we needed protection.

David:
For protection, I had brought a knife from Mom's kitchen.

Tatiana:
Thankfully, I had spiked brass knuckles, Sergei gave me.

David:
We managed to...get past him pretty quickly.

Tatiana:
David was crying and scared.

David:
He managed to get ahold of Tatiana.

Tatiana:
I pound his face repeatedly with brass knuckles.

David:
And I-I killed him.

Tatiana:
And I hear screaming and then nothing.

David:
But that night, we made love for the first and final time under the stars.

Tatiana:
David was still crying and scared, so...I take him by hand, and we walk together.

Pavel:
[to Tatiana] I'm proud of you. You kill your first hobo.

Jon:
[to David] I'm proud of you. You got laid.

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