Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Mighty Joe Jon:
Hey, when are we gonna meet this Neal guy? You think he's cute? I heard he's got a nice slab of beef on him -- Thick cut.

Jon:
What, like his abs?

Mighty Joe Jon:
Mnh-mnh.

Mighty Joe Jon:
I got it. Both of you can attempt to jump the mall, and the one who survives gets Kim.

Jon:
There's not gonna be a motorcycle stunt, okay? Why are we even -- Why are we even talking about manufacturing an idea in the first place?

Jon:
Look, things are cool with me right now, alright? I got my seltzer maker. I'm enjoying that. Life is good. I don't want to push things.

Mighty Joe Jon:
Mm-hmm. Thick cut.

Jon:
Okay, life is, for the most part, good.

Mighty Joe Jon:
Fine, if you're okay with losing Kim. [puts his scent spray on and smells it] Mm! That's my scent!

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