Delocated2008

Kim:
I can't believe we're actually engaged.

Jon:
Uh... [laughs] slow it down and back it up. Nobody said engaged. That is not an engagement ring.

Kim:
So what is it?

Jon:
It is a next level ring.

Kim:
What?

Jon:
We are taking things to the next level.

Kim:
Of engagement?

Jon:
Of levels. We're at a certain level now. Here's engagement. Here's the next level, okay? That's where you got to go before you get engaged, baby doll.

Kim:
But the top level is usually marriage, and the middle --

Jon:
Well, yeah. Marriage is up here. [raises his hand high] Here's where we are.

Kim:
No. Down.

Jon:
[raises his hand in the middle] Here's engagement.

Kim:
And the middle is engagement.

Jon:
See, that's the mistake a lot of couples make, and that's why the divorce rate is so high.