Delocated2008

[Kim does the wedding for Jon while he's in a coma]

Father:
Kim, do you take Jon to be your lawfully wedded husband -- To have and to hold, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health?

Kim:
I do. Oh, um, I made this out of a piece of your ski mask. [puts the black cotton ring into Jon's finger]

Father:
Jon, do you take Kim to be your lawful--

Jon:
No.

[Jon finally starts to wake up from a coma]

Kim:
Jon? Jon!

Neal:
Kim?

[Neal arrives]

Kim:
Neal?

Neal:
Hey.

Jon:
Neal?

Neal:
Jon?

Jon:
You're thick-cut Neal?

Kim:
Neal, what are you doing here?

Neal:
I've come to ask for your marriage. I know the timing isn't great but, uh, I thought Jon would still be in a coma.

Jon:
Yeah, well, guess what? I'm not in my coma, so maybe you should, uh, hey, uh, guy in the flute, would you, uh, take a break? Take five.

[Flute Guy stops]

Jon:
Like I was saying, why don't you get out of here?

Neal:
I don't understand. That black guy with the blond hair called me a couple months ago and told me to give you a call.

Kim:
Mighty Joe Jon?

Neal:
Yeah. That's why I got in touch with you in the first place. He said it would be a great season final moment if I ask you to marry me. Told me to go all out. So I got the flute player and the hawk.

Kim:
What hawk?

Neal:
It flew away on the way over. It was gonna fly the ring over to you. It was in its talons.

Jon:
Wow, that's too bad, man. That sounds awesome. That would've been cool.

Neal:
Anyway, um, Mighty Joe Jon led me to believe that you and Jon were through, but, uh, if that's not the case, I'll leave you two alone.

Jon:
Yeah, and take your flute man, get out of here. Go look for that hawk. Feed him your thick cut. I got thin cut right here, man -- Deli thin. [laughs]