Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Mighty Joe Jon:
Look, Jon, I know you're bummed, but here's to a great season finale. I couldn't have thought a better way to top it.

[Sergei arrives at the bar]

Sergei:
I can. [to Jon] Just relax. Do not call for Rob unless you want him to also die, understand?

Sergei:
I'm sorry we have reached this moment? But think of like this. I have been eating meal for a very long time. First...was appetizer. Then...was salad. Then...was soup. Then...was chicken. Then coleslaw. Now that meal is over, I'm ready for hot fudge sundae. Do you understand? We have simply reached end of line.

[as Sergei was about to shoot Jon, he shoots Mighty Joe Jon instead]

Mighty Joe Jon:
[strained] Whoa. Awesome twist. [dies]

Sergei:
[sighs] Mighty Joe Jon. He try to tell me how to run my family. He try to get me to kill my father. He had someone shoot you on motorcycle and blame me. [laughs] Relax. I'm not finished eating your meal. [gets close to Jon's ear] Not time for dessert just yet. [leaves]

Jon:
[sobs]

Yvgeny:
Bartender...may I have a vo-- [ends the scene immediately]

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