Delocated2008

The Glaze:
On days of the week that you used to spend with your mother, I want you to think of him as Mom.

Jon:
Yes, and on weekends, I'll be Dad.

The Glaze:
Jon and I have discussed the possibility of him getting a little tattoo of a vagina right next to his penis -- Whatever will help you visualize him as mother.

David:
Yeah, that will not be necessary at all.

Jon (as Susan):
Well, have a good day at school. [getting ready to hug his son]

[David leaves immediately]

TB:
David's coming down.

Jon:
Well, I guess he's at that age. Doesn't want to kiss his Mom. [chuckles]