Delocated2008

[Jon heads to Wang Cho Headquarters to get new protection]

Qi-Qang:
This is the man who called on the phone...he is offering us one million dollars to kill Sergei Mirminsky.

Wang Cho Elder:
This man looks like the cat I had when I was a little boy.

Qi-Qang:
He say most intriguing offer. But Mirminsky son very strong. What is your quarrel?

Jon:
He killed my ex-wife.

Qi-Qang:
[to Wang Cho Elder] They killed his wife.

Wang Cho Elder:
One day my brother fed rice to the cat...and the cat became sick. My mother was very cross.

Qi-Qang:
He say situation delicate. Our family cannot move without provocation. Our agreement must be secret or deal is off.

Jon:
Tell him...I agree...and I have much respect for the Wang Cho family and gang.

Qi-Qang:
[to Wang Cho Elder] He accepts our terms.

Wang Cho Elder:
I think this is the ghost of the cat. Make him leave!

Qi-Qang:
He say your wife will be avenged.

Jon:
How do you say "wall" in chinese?

Qi-Qang:
"Chong".

[as Jon pulled something out of his pockets, the the Wang Cho gang were suspicious and stand up immediately]

Jon:
No, no, no, no, no. [shows a picture of himself] Chong. Chong. For your chong. Huh? For the chong.