Delocated2008

The Glaze:
Jon, you're experiencing a condition I like to call Nocturnal Eating Syndrome -- Or NES for short.

Jon:
What -- What -- Is it serious? It's a a physiological reaction to stress, which is manifesting itself in your dream state.

TB:
[bangs table] Jon. The Mirminsky Family wants to murder you. Obviously, they parachuted into your apartment last night and ate a nice, long meal just to [bleep] with us.

TB:
[to Greg] Sir, you have to at least consider the possibility that this happened.

Jon:
I mean, if they did that, they could have poisoned my food!

Greg DiPietro:
No one put poison in your food!

TB:
Could be time-delayed poison.

Jon:
TIME DELAYED POISON! I'm dying right now! I'M DYING! I don't feel good. I-It's the poison. [gagging] I want to make myself throw up.

Greg DiPietro:
So, what do you want me to do? You want me to rig your loft with night-vision cameras so we can catch the Mirminskys parachuting into your apartment and eating a nice meal in front of you just to [bleep] with you?!

Jon:
YES!