Delocated2008

Qi-Qang:
So you find food in your house, and you're scared to death?

Jon:
Look, I need more protection from you guys.

Qi-Qang:
Is only natural you would feel this way, being only at Goldfish Level.

Jon:
What's Goldfish Level?

Qi-Qang:
Goldfish Level our most basic protection package. Sound like what you need is Dragon Level.

Jon:
Hold on a second. You have packages?

Qi-Qang:
Dragon Level we reserve for out most elite clientele. You get more attention, more coverage, more...persky-werksies.

Jon:
Perksy-Werksies. Okay. How much is Dragon Level?

Qi-Qang:
Dragon level is extra $100,000.

Jon:
You're out of your [bleep] mind --

Wang Cho Member #2:
ARE YOU questioning us?

Jon:
No. What else would I get for all that money? Tickets to ballgames? You guys got a day spa or something? What do I get?

Qi-Qang:
Uh, yes. Access to exclusive Wang Cho day spa.

Jon:
Okay, you guys got a day spa. [chuckles] Where is it?

Qi-Qang:
You have to call to make an appointment.

Jon:
Alright. No probs. I like that. [claps] Okay, Dragon level. Yeah, let's do this. Be in touch, okay? [to all the Wang Cho members] Guys, good news! I'M GOING DRAGON!