Delocated2008

Jon:
Guys, I come with good news. Turns out, I just had Nocturnal Cooking Syndrome. It's cooking in my sleep -- Sleep-cooking. Anyway, uh, my point is, I'd like to get my money back and go back to Goldfish Level.

Qi-Qang:
Yes, about that -- We just receive threat from Mirminsky family. I actually recommend you upgrade from Dragon Level to Super Dragon Level. Extra $200,000.

Jon:
No way, man! Come on!

Qi-Qang:
Very well. Remain at Dragon level. But...you know what the Mirminskys just sent us? This awl. It's like a screwdriver, but with a sharp point. Maybe Sergei use screwdriver right into your brain -- In and out, in and out. Gets me hard just thinking about it.

Jon:
Yeah, maybe, uh...why don't we try this Super Dragon level? That's a good call. Uh, hey, um...spa open? I could go for a nice schlong massage.