Delocated2008

[Jon asks for help with the Wang Cho Gang with his sleep problems]

Jon:
There's Awake Jon, and then there's Sleep Jon. I need to figure out a way to get Awake Jon to a place where he is as happy, if not happier, than Sleep Jon. Got to talk to Marlo. But how? Guess what. Same dick. She doesn't want the day dick. She wants the night dick. I'm sorry. Am I boring you? It's called Super Dragon level. You have to listen! She doesn't have to have sex with Awake Jon, but she very well better have respect for him. [crying] And I don't like the fact that everyone likes Sleep Jon more than Awake Jon!

Qi-Qang:
THAT'S IT! SUPER DRAGON LEVEL EXPIRED! GET OUT!

Jon:
What do you mean, expired?

Qi-Qang:
Super Dragon Level lasts only two weeks!

Jon:
Fine. Sign me up for two more weeks.

Qi-Qang:
NO! SUPER DRAGON LEVEL SIGN-UP IS TOMORROW! YOU SHUT THE [bleep] UP AND GET OUT!

Jon:
Fine. I'll be back tomorrow, then.

Meng Yao:
Go see a therapist!