Delocated2008

[after Jon and the cameraman gets caught by one of the nature folks]

Jon:
Where am I?

Janeane:
You're a guest in our home.

Janeane's Husband:
Which is also our headquarters. We're part of militia group called Freedom Now. We tortured your cameraman! And he told us everything -- Told us about how you live in Jewish York City.

Jon:
[referring to his cameraman] Wait, did he call it Jewish York City, or he called it New York and you called it Jewish --

Janeane's Husband:
WHAT'S THE [bleep] DIFFERENCE?!

Jon:
'Cause I'll be very upset with you if you called it Jewish York, Craig! [referring to the cameraman's name]