Delocated

     

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »


[as Todd Barry and Svetlana were about finish their marriage]

Pastor:
Before we begin, is there anyone present here today who knows of any reason why these two beautiful people should not be joined in holy matrimony? Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Yingtai:
I DO! [angry chinese sounds]

Todd Barry:
I'm sorry. I need a minute. It'll just be a minute. I apologize. I'm sorry.

[Todd heads to the backstage to see why Yingtai is here]

Todd Barry:
What are you doing here?

Yingtai:
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME! YOU SAY YOU MARRY ME!

Todd Barry:
Marry you? I -- That's some cute, little thing I say after I blow my load.

Yingtai:
YOU LOVE THAT RUSSIAN WHORE?!

Todd Barry:
Yes, I do.

Yingtai:
You don't love me?

Todd Barry:
I absolutely love having paid sex with you, but...no, I don't love you, Yingtai, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but, please, just -- I have to get back inside. I'm sorry.

Yingtai:
[pulls up gun on Todd] Don't.

0.0 / 0 votes
2

Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 29, 2024


Share your thoughts on this Delocated's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Delocated Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Nov. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1282451>.

    Powered by CITE.ME Cite.Me

    Know another quote from Delocated?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Delocated" movie - add it here!

    Our favorite collection of

    Famous Movies

    »

    Browse Quotes.net

    #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said: "Love the life you live. Live the life you love."?
    A Estee Lauder
    B Socrates
    C Bob Marley
    D Marilyn Monroe