Delocated2008
Genre: Comedy
[as Todd Barry and Svetlana were about finish their marriage]
Pastor:
Before we begin, is there anyone present here today who knows of any reason why these two beautiful people should not be joined in holy matrimony? Speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Yingtai:
I DO! [angry chinese sounds]
Todd Barry:
I'm sorry. I need a minute. It'll just be a minute. I apologize. I'm sorry.
[Todd heads to the backstage to see why Yingtai is here]
Todd Barry:
What are you doing here?
Yingtai:
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME! YOU SAY YOU MARRY ME!
Todd Barry:
Marry you? I -- That's some cute, little thing I say after I blow my load.
Yingtai:
YOU LOVE THAT RUSSIAN WHORE?!
Todd Barry:
Yes, I do.
Yingtai:
You don't love me?
Todd Barry:
I absolutely love having paid sex with you, but...no, I don't love you, Yingtai, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but, please, just -- I have to get back inside. I'm sorry.
Yingtai:
[pulls up gun on Todd] Don't.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 29, 2024
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