Delocated2008

[Pete comes by at Jon's bar to say some serious news about Susan Shapiro]

TB:
[to Jon] Benedict Arnold -- 12:00.

Jon:
What are you doing here? None of us are cold. We don't need any warming up around here.

Radio:
[audience laughter]

Pete Fontaine:
I know.

Jon:
Then get out. I fired you.

Pete Fontaine:
Look, Susan told me there's nothing going on between the two of you, alright? Otherwise, I would have never made a move. In any case, we broke up. Being with her just...got to be too annoying.

Jon:
[scoffs] Tell me about it.

Pete Fontaine:
No. No, Susan's great, okay? S-She's smart and savvy, and she's just a sweetheart. It's just...every time we were together, your name kept coming up. Jon's such an a**hole. Jon's so annoying. Sorry -- I have to cancel dinner plans because I have to go to set 'cause Jon's being a baby again.

Jon:
But your point is that my name kept coming up.

Pete Fontaine:
No, Jon. I came here to say [bleep] you on behalf of Susan, alright? Me? Me? I'm -- I'm gonna be fine. I'll meet somebody else. I-It's not me who's had her love life destroyed because she constantly has to babysit some selfish, smug, whiny, petulant, egomaniacal, manchild, douche bag a**hole! You -- You don't need a warm-up guy for your life, Jon. You need God to come down from heaven and apologize to everyone for screwing up so bad when he made you!

Pete Fontaine:
You know what? You know what? Do us all a favor and let the Mirminskys kill you already.

[Qi-Qang approved that message while playing the track laugh effect on radio]