Delocated2008

Svetlana:
How are you and Yvgeny?

Trish:
He's good. We're good.

Svetlana:
That doesn't sound too happy.

Trish:
I know. I thought going out with a mob boss would be, like, way more exciting, you know? It was at first. I mean, within the first week, I saw somebody get killed, like, right in front of me. It was, like, really thrilling, but, like, y'know, super scary, but then I have to, like, beg Yvgeny to have sex with me afterwards.

Svetlana:
Ah. Sergei always has sex with me after he kills someone.

Trish:
That is what I want. I just -- I thought it would be, like, way more dangerous and hot, you know?

[Trish hears Bone Zone at a party]

Trish:
That's Jon. I didn't know he was a singer.

Svetlana:
You know what would really be dangerous? If you had sex with Jon.

Trish:
[laughs] WHAT?! Are you serious right now? Because I will do that, so...

Svetlana:
If Yvgeny found out, he would go crazy. What could be more dangerous?

Trish:
Oh, my god. I'm totally gonna [bleep] Jon.