Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Sergei shows a footage to his brother, where Trish is having sex with Jon]

Todd Barry:
Ooh. That ain't a spin class.

Sergei:
Get the [bleep] out of here, Todd Barry!

Yvgeny:
[to Sergei] I want you to kill Jon!

Sergei:
No.

Yvgeny:
Then I want you to kill Trish!

Sergei:
Yvgeny, I was the one that got here to have affair. I wanted you to break up with her. I did not know she was going to have affair with Jon...and to have sex on papa's grave. [laughs] The king-kong sized balls on this woman. I have too much respect for her, and so should you.

Yvgeny:
I DON'T! I HATE HER BALLS!

Sergei:
This how you run crime family. She screw whoever she want, whenever she want, wherever she want! No emotion! Just like you should do!

Yvgeny:
I ORDER YOU TO KILL JON!

Sergei:
NO! YOU'RE NOT THINKING WITH YOUR BRAIN! You're thinking with your thing meat. [close up to Yvgeny's face] And I do not take orders from thing meats.

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